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February 07 2018


Fanboys, fangirls, and… fandrogyenes.




sometimes, i feel i’ve got to






2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.

“Y-You like me?”


me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3

ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<

burger king: o___0


“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.

im going to personally kick your ass



natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”

Video of the speech here:

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February 05 2018

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catwings forever. Never 4get this pinnacle of cat literature.

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There’s so much going on in this photo

• Carrie is holding bread to look like Princess Leia’s buns
• Harrison looks stoned or like he’s about to be sick and has God knows what in his hand
• Mark is acting like a monkey
• Harrison has his arm around Mark

what the hell are they doing 😂


You have a security monitor in your bedroom so you turn it on to check the house before bed.To your surprise you see a monster crawling up your stairway.All of a sudden the monster slips and falls back down the stairs. You can hear it faintly crying.You find yourself calling out to it “You ok?”





a concept: a bus, but horizontal


i have to do all the work around here

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

He had to fight his way to the top




Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.

Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.

Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.

Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.

I love this because it implies that going to bed requires combat

The fight for sleep and good rest

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Americans be


in the local walmart

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